Sham OW!!!!!!

Forgive me for the corny thread title but I couldn’t help myself. Vince Shlomi, the douche behind ShamWow, was arrested after an incident last month. Apparently Shlomi hired a hooker in Miami Beach, began kissing the hooker, said hooker began biting his tongue (not letting go), and Shlomi began to punch to prostitute in the face multiple times until she released his tongue. The moron then called the cops…… Both were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Now what does this teach us? If you must order a whore, don’t kiss her. If she does flip out and you must use force to remove her from your person, don’t call the police about it.

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